Lullah's lulu-luuuve list
After hearing about her cousin's snogging scale, Tallulah comes up with her own in The Taming of the Tights. It's much shorter, stopping at kissing with tongues, and doesn't have the fractional numbers that Georgia's does.
After hearing about her cousin's snogging scale, Tallulah comes up with her own in The Taming of the Tights. It's much shorter, stopping at kissing with tongues, and doesn't have the fractional numbers that Georgia's does.
| 1 | HAND RESTING(A friend of my brother, Connor, put his hand on my bottom at the bus stop, and when I noticed, he said his hand was tired and he was just resting it.) |
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| 2 | CORKER-HOLDER RELEASE(Same boy undid my corker holder from the back and I couldn’t do it up on the bus and I had to sit there jiggling about, worrying that the tissue would fall out.) |
| 3 | BAT KISS(Floppy Ben from Woolfe Academy kissed me after we went to see Night of the Vampire Bats and tried to put his tongue in my mouth. And it felt like the bit in the film when a bat was trapped in someone’s mouth, just barging around.) |
| 4 | NOSE-LICKING(Cain licked a hailstone off my nose. I can’t discuss this.) |
| 5 | PROPER KISS POSSIBLY LASTING TWO MINUTES, WITH ADDITIONAL PRAISE FOR KNEES(Boy—Charlie—kissed me really nicely so that I felt wobbly and he also said he liked my knees.) |
| 6 | CAIN HINCHCLIFF CAME UP UNEXPECTEDLY ON THE MOORLAND PATH AND HE . . . AND HE . . . OOOOH, PROPER KISS, LIP NIBBLING, AND TONGUES(Oh Holy Mother of God, bless me for I have sinned. With the Dark Black Crow of Heckmondwhite.) |